Karbach Hop Delusion

Resinous, dank and pungent aromas fill the air. The sky is filled with yellowish-green clouds that look like hop cones. Everything you touch leaves your fingers sticky and now even the people around you look like hop cones and their faces begin to ooze lupulin...

You are in a state of full Hop Delusion, but you knew what you signed up for when you cracked this open. You knew that it had over 100 IBUs of hop bitterness and that it was dry-hopped with insane amounts of Simcoe and Mosaic hops, but you chose to drink it anyway. It's difficult to say if you will ever snap out of it, for you have been smitten with the disorder that many can never overcome.